"Food: Exceptionally mid. Didn't even bother to cut the sandwich. Greasy, looked like a hungover college meal when I didn't have what I wanted in the fridge...."

"I have been meaning to check this place out for a long while now, given I just live really close - but today was the day! Although the place has an..."

"The store is completely empty and it still takes you 15 minutes to make my bagel? What are you doing???? 3 out of the 4 times I've ordered the bagel with..."