"If I was about to be buried and at my funeral someone showed up after eating a parlor donut and it so happened that some donut dust hit my casket ... I..."

"First time here which is insane, I got the truffle cheesecake donut. This spot NEEDS TO WARM UP THEIR DONUTS DURING SERVICE. why wouldn't you have a..."

"parlor doughnuts has been pinned for awhile now.. while visiting oceanside, i needed to make a pit stop here.. my visit was on a sat approx 5pm most of all..."